Friday Aug 29 - Two Moons

A poem

 

Submarine stuck in a storm

Submerged

Reveals itself above the water

Beneath Two Moons

Constellations different

Minds fuzzy

Will they ever make it home

Only time to tell

Thursday Aug 28, - Space, 2199

A poem

Nora and Hank

Stuck in a Crisis

Galaxy Collapsing

Oh no lets go

 

All aboard the spaceship

From Star Trek or Star Wars

Quickly though there’s no time

Flying past Mars a boom

All out of ideas Nora has an idea

Quickly Hank let’s run

How we’re in space

Well……….

 

*GALAXY COLLAPSES* :(

Wednesday Aug 27, - Animal Invention

Cats. Cats are good at balancing using their tails and light frame. An invention that can be made to achieve this for humans is a diet pill achieved to lower bone structure making them more easily to break, but will achieve a less top heavy frame allowing the user to become more balanced on their feet. Another invention that can be developed is a surgically attached tail. An aesthetic tail that is attached with a clip will have almost no benefit for the user besides making them look super stylish. However, our surgically attached tail will provide stability and style for any user. A tail is a more safe option compared to the pill as it will not decrease bone density, but if you combine them both then they will give major benefits to the user as well as a super stylish tail.

Tuesday Aug 26, - Concert

Today is the day of my concert. My concert, no one of the bands I like to listen to is playing. Their fan base is mainly teenage girls but whatever it relates to my life and I like how they sound, so naturally I chose to see them live. Their music mainly consisted of the natural pop but over time they have attained a rock sound to them. Stepping into the arena I am greeted with some dudes here and there but mostly girls not like I'm complaining. The five boys ran onto stage cheeky as ever and the entire stadium shook with all the screams. Ouch ears. The concert went by insanely quick. They get lots of hate but they are talented in their voices.

Monday Aug 25, - Literary Character

Tessa was a very innocent teenager. Her mom excluded her from anything inappropriate or obscene. She had grey eyes that appeared a light blue from afar. This changed when she was due to attend a university to continue her career. Tessa met a frat boy named Harry. He was very much the opposite of her. Attending parties and the like was the usual for him. Skipping class mostly, but that really didn't matter so much because his father was the head dean of the university so it gave him some lead way to do whatever he pleased. Harry had many tattoos and piercings. Tessa had blonde hair and was pretty much "pure" in every sense.

Friday, Aug 22 - Wacky Words

The tribe of Pink Elephants were very secluded. Their main goal was to collect sapphire. Sapphire is the currency used by the Pink Elephants. You see the Pink Elephants weren't always pink, they dyed themselves pink using currency of the sapphire to buy pink dye. However over the last few days the Pink Elephants have run out of sapphire, so they are going on an adventure to search for them. The sapphires were also worn by the Pink Elephants to show social status for one another. The more sapphires you had the more the Pink Elephants respected you. However the reason that Pink Elephants aren't around today is because they are extinct and were hunted for their sapphire jewels for currency. There are only remains of the Pink Elephants and their sapphire jewels but this story of the Pink Elephants is totally legit.

Thursday, Aug 21 - Mystery Lady

Well this painting is very interesting, it would have been a good topic for "The Scariest Place" blog I did a few days ago. She is trying to be normal and fit in but her features are not very symmetrical. It looks as so the painter tried to paint a portrait and the front but got mixed up and it created this jumbled mess. She is very fashionable with her green stitched together top and a quilt of many colors for a skirt. She also needs to visit a beauty parlor or some DIY stuff because those nails are way too long. Her name is, Dora Maar au Chat, therefore she must be very sophisticated. Dora, never really fitted in, however she liked to be unique because it was something special for her. Every morning she would awake and walk to her bathroom where she is met with a cracked mirror. Her family tried to fix it but it was no use it cracked every time she looked at it which is very terrible. She is very fashionable and won that award but really is was out of sympathy for her, to boost self esteem.

Wed Aug 20, - Alterego

SpongeBob was once a happy cheerful sponge. He made people laugh, he also made them annoyed, squidward. However this changed when spongebob was told to be more normal. He tried to be normal.  He started to talk normally, do work normally, by bringing a cubicle and computer to work and printed out  paper krabby patties and served them as is, and did normal things. SpongeBob became normal through his appearance. His square body exceedingly turned round. He talked very boring and monotone and it was not a good stage of spongebob.

Tueday Aug 19, - Scariest place

The scariest place on Earth. It was once said this is where magic happens. When it starts it is a dreadful experience, and are therefore stuck for the remainder of the year until it ends. This place is school. School has some upsides, friends. Well that is basically it. The rest you are given boring assignments and whether you fall asleep during a lecture can result in your future away from this dreadful experience to be prolonged. The crowds consist of the overconfident jocks with their under armor and nike apparel to the nerds with their star trek outfits and short but messy hairstyle. The main reason school is very dreadful is due to the fact you have to wake up around 6 am when you would rather sleep in. However the assignments can be fun, group activities, or super long projects that require a presentation, weeks of research, preparing, and you barely pass. Like ok. Not a very happy place.

Friday Aug 15, - Kindergarten

Cassandra woke on an early Monday morning. She thought to herself, "Oh, I might try and watch the 10 o' clock cartoons today", but today was not going to be that kind of day. About a split second after she finished wiping her eyes from sleep, "CASSANDRA SCHOOL." School? Oh, yeah today was the first day of kindergarten. "Coming", she called. She proceeded to grab her uniform from her dresser, a long dress with dress shoes. "Oh, my hair wow." Cassandra grabbed the brush and proceeded to brush the knots out of her hair, but it just didn't look right. "Forget it, I'll just tie it." She grabbed a bow that complimented the dress' colors. The door creaked open, "Hon, you look nice today" her dad told her sleepily. She simply nodded. "Alright, well we need to get a move on, don't want to be late on your first day you know."

The ride to school was much different. The nervousness has set in with thoughts creeping to her head.

"What if they don't like how I look."

"What will I do if I get lost.."

"Cassandra we're here" her dad broke her out of her thoughts. She stepped out of the car nervously while adjusting her bow. "Relax, you look fine" she told herself. "I'll pick you up at three okay?" her dad said calmly. Nodding, she walked towards the steps and waved goodbye to her dad. The school did look worse than it actually was, but that thought didn't relax her. Instead, it excited her. That excitement only amplified, but not in a good way, when the bell rang and a mob of students rushed past her through the doors. "Sweetie, you need to get to class" an older lady quietly said. "But I don't.. It's my first day.." she said shakily. The lady waved her hand in a "come here" motion and Cassandra did as she was told and followed the gray haired lady to her first class.

Wednesday Aug, 14 - Gross

Have you ever seen those Lays chips at the grocery store that were all these word flavors. Well if you ever wanted to express your inner white girl there is a flavor called cappuccino. And let me tell you how awful this tasted. Now I am not a very big coffee drinker but I was hungry so I grabbed this and that was a huge mistake. By the looks of this it has a cup of cappuccino, like okay so they took this flavor and put it on chips so its like a win win for me because I won't feel thirsty either right no. I would have rather ran down to Starbucks and ordered one of the most expensive drinks they have, and I would be laughed at in the process, than eat this stuff. It is considered a "Taste Test" product as it is nothing serious and is a part of the "Lay's do us a flavor potato chips" event. These had a distinct coffee smell so I ate a few to see the taste and it tasted cinnamony and buttery and all the types of flavors that should not go on potato chips. Gross.

www.junkfoodguy.com/2014/07/29/layscappuccinochips

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Wednesday Aug, 13 - Animal

I have become one with the humans. They do not realize that I am a shark just yet. They started showing up to my home around a week ago it was very strange. These humans they seem like very smart creatures, however I will become much smarter in time. I don't know what they are trying to achieve by studying me but it is very frustrating. I have met a small pudgy man filming me, his device has a globe and some writing on it and what appears to be a picture of what is me. They film me from early in the morning and leave just before sunset it is very strange to me.



Day 2

 

Whatever is happening it has become a daily thing. I have started to communicate with the humans by splashing the water and I can hear the same pudgy man say, "This is great for the ratings." I have since become very fond of them as whatever device they are using is always pointed on me, and they look very pleased whenever I excite my dull life.

 

Day 3

 

The things that are happening have been happening to all the buds I know, and I don't know why. They must seem smarter than me as some of the sharks have identified that the device is a camera and we are becoming world famous by each day. We are calling it "Shark Week".

 

Day 4

 

What have I done. I must have lost the attention of the humans, because they drove their fishing boat right past me I don't understand but I feel really hungry and they were feeding me so I don't know.

 

Day 5

 

I am very angry. The humans have just abandoned me I was one of the fittest sharks in the ocean but they just choose to ignore me. My buddies have told me its normal and they come back every year. So, it must be true that we are the smarter one if they come to study us each time. However they are trying to become the smarter one by acquiring superior knowledge but it will not happen. Next year I will ruin their little "Shark Week".

 

http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/shark-week/